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What Kind of Asian Are You?

Young Asians in America come in many forms. Below are the major categories. Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be Fobs and many Tabs are Fobulous. The only groups that are never part of another group are the Twinkies and the Asian-Americans. When you see your Asian friend, you greet them with "Wassup Fob!" And if your Asian friend says something ridiculous, say "Fob please!" Of course, when a non-Asian calls you a Fob, that is grounds for a fight. Ahahaha...

Twinkie

Asian-American

Fob (Fresh Off the Boat)

SuperFob

Fobabee

Gangsta Fob

Tab (Trendy Asian Bitch)

Hoochie Tab

Rice-Boy

Fobulous

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